| class of: | THIS ONE!! HA HA (2000) |
| first season: | Fall '97 |
| biggest rookie season shocker: | My captain talking about fucking our trainer. |
| position: | 2nd row/flanker/prop/ inside center (two games) |
| favorite rugby moment: | "Get off me horsey, yeah Mr. Ed I'm talkin' to you" Danielle Thomas fall'98 |
| favorite post-game rugby moment: | rhiana and alexa mud sliding/ playing strip beruit w/ Tony Sternum as my partner against Barbara the trainer |
| favorite song lyric: | "but there's cows and sheep and ducks, and they're tail pipes on the trucks in Mobile" |